YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES
play cruel angel’s thesis at my funeral so that the intro will trick people into thinking it’s some sad gospel but when really it’s a groovy tune that will make them jam out around my grave
ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game
tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle
"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"
"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”
"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
the new assassin’s creed looks great
If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.
1/16th Native American
homegirl took on a titan with just an axe
boss status achieved
fun collab with sharpasakunaike
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh