Born under a Bat sign
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omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

jaequeer:

play cruel angel’s thesis at my funeral so that the intro will trick people into thinking it’s some sad gospel but when really it’s a groovy tune that will make them jam out around my grave

baby: pp pi..p-pa
dad: papa?
baby: pitiful heartless, mindlessly collecting hearts
gastrogirl:

fudgy brownie and raspberry ice cream sandwiches.

so i downloaded the demo version of phoenix wright dual destinies and
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capcom you clever little shit

t3hsiggy:

bakrua:

ah yes the first pokemon battle of the game

tackle tackle tackle tackle tackle

"Enemy Bulbasaur used Growl"

"HA, YES, YOU FOOL, YOU HAVE FALLEN RIGHT INTO MY TRAP, FOR NOW I SHALL DEAL AN EXTRA TURN OF DAMAGE MORE THAN YOU”

new compliment: you are the gem steven universe can’t even hope to have

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

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rhymewithrachel:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

rhymewithrachel:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

ymirsbian:


homegirl took on a titan with just an axe boss status achieved

fun collab with sharpasakunaike
prints, t-shirts, phone cases, etc. available on redbubble and society6

ymirsbian:

homegirl took on a titan with just an axe 
boss status achieved

fun collab with sharpasakunaike

prints, t-shirts, phone cases, etc. available on redbubble and society6

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

me when im 420 years old: lol